WHAT THE STIMULUS PACKAGE MEANS TO ME

Contrary to what that ridonkulous Gecko with a Goiter, a.k.a. Mitch McConnell (You can’t tell me that photo of a Crested Gecko isn’t the spitting image – well, okay, the lizard is cuter) spews, thanks to the Democrats in the Senate playing hard ball, the two TRILLION dollar stimulus package won’t just bail out wealthy corporations without oversight – there will be a piece of the pie for every single one of us.
 
I don’t know about you, but I was left with a lot of questions about just how much money is coming, what do I have to do to get it, do I even qualify to get any of it, and so on. Turns out I wasn’t alone in my quandary….

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